Yes, yes. I’m lazy. I know. You don’t have to rub it in. I can perfectly see that the date entries are all over the place. Slap me, bomb me, do whatever you want and I will accept it. Although I might have to restrain myself from hunting you down afterwards. Yes, I know it is absolutely irresponsible of me to not update this pitiful website in ages. But you have to understand that when you have one semester full of brain-frying papers, there is the possibility that the connections inside my head might have completely shut down. Please, give me some slack.
So here I am, groveling on your feet and begging for your mercy. Yes, yes. I will TRY to do my best and post diligently. Can I stand now? My back is aching from all this groveling business.